You Know You've Been A Bad Blogger When...

...friends e-mail you to make sure you are okay because you haven't updated your blog in so long.

...you are at the bottom of fellow blogger's blogrolls (at least the ones in order of most recent posts).

...you can't even remember everything you need to blog about.

...you make it a goal to update all three of your blogs and you don't even make an attempt.

...when you do attempt to update (just) one of your blogs you just type a lame list.